Do you have a way of escaping the bad stuff? A focus for your dreams when reality hits? We all get curveballs thrown at us – by life, by our folks (and don’t get me started on school!) Some kids shout. Some kids run. Me? I rev my motor, put my foot down – and sew.
Vroom. I whizz round a buttonhole. Gran’s old Singer sewing machine was built with the dinosaurs, so it can withstand even Mum going T-rex. Almost.
Do you have a way of escaping the bad stuff? A focus for your dreams when reality hits? We all get curveballs thrown at us – by life, by our folks (and don’t get me started on school!) Some kids shout. Some kids run. Me? I rev my motor, put my foot down – and sew.
Vroom. I whizz round a buttonhole. Gran’s old Singer sewing machine was built with the dinosaurs, so it can withstand even Mum going T-rex. Almost.
Do you have a way of escaping the bad stuff? A focus for your dreams when reality hits? We all get curveballs thrown at us – by life, by our folks (and don’t get me started on school!) Some kids shout. Some kids run. Me? I rev my motor, put my foot down – and sew
Late for school, and it’s the twins’ fault again – they are ginger nut-jobs. Everyone sees their orange curls and freckly cheeks, and sigh, ‘Ahh, aren’t they like Orphan Annie from the musical?’ Er, no actually, because:
a). there was only one of Annie, and
b). she didn’t run round like a Teletubby who’s drunk too many Fruit Shoots.. Also,
c). Annie mopped the floor occasionally. The twins just spill stuff on it.
Take this morning: The second Mum leaves for work, they pull their bowls of Coco Pops off the table.
Late for school, and it’s the twins’ fault again – they are ginger nut-jobs. Everyone sees their orange curls and freckly cheeks, and sigh, ‘Ahh, aren’t they like Orphan Annie from the musical?’ Er, no actually, because:
a). there was only one of Annie, and
b). she didn’t run round like a Teletubby who’s drunk too many Fruit Shoots.. Also,
c). Annie mopped the floor occasionally. The twins just spill stuff on it.
Late for school, and it’s the twins’ fault again – they are ginger nut-jobs. Everyone sees their orange curls and freckly cheeks, and sigh, ‘Ahh, aren’t they like Orphan Annie from the musical?’ Er, no actually, because:
a). there was only one of Annie, and
b). she didn’t run round like a Teletubby who’s drunk too many Fruit Shoots.. Also,
c). Annie mopped the floor occasionally. The twins just spill stuff on it.
If you like these opening chapters, you’ll LOVE the book! Buy THE SWISH teen novel from your lovely local bookshop or click here to buy from Amazon.
If you like these opening chapters, you’ll LOVE the book! Buy THE SWISH teen novel from your lovely local bookshop or click here to buy from Amazon.
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